My mother and step father were here over the weekend and I come to find during their visit that not only are they republicans but they support and LOVE that oaf of a president.  You know, the war mongering, oil profitering, conservative spender (oxy moron alert), National Guard joining-to-get-out-of-serving-in-Vietnam AWOL (pronounced A-HOLE) who lacks an education higher than the fifth grade!  And on top of that, my step father actually said that he's afraid if Hillary Clinton becomes the next president.  Not wanting to argue, I didn't push the subject but WOW!  I don't know what to think of now. 

I guess I shouldn't be too surprised, I basically knew it but I was in denial until I actually heard my mom say it.  And when I made a joke about Bush she actually got offended and DEFENDED the man!  OMG!

Heh, at least they got to see the bumber sticker on my wife's car that reads "The only Bush I trust is my own".  :D

UPDATE: I forgot to add that they both currently live in Florida.  Makes me wonder if Jeb Bush has put somehthing in the water... a pile of shit ought to do it.

I still love you mom.

Say AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Finally, I can stuff a big-assed burger into my face!!! 

Over 30 days after having my partially impacted, lower left wisdom tooth removed from a dentist (which I strongly advise against) my mouth is back to normal... oh, and don't forget the painful after math that lasted 2 weeks (we call this INFECTION)!  The 2 hour agonizing and painful removal (while fully awake, just local anesthetic) is not reccommended.  But I digress.  It's just good to finally open my mouth completely, whether its for stuffing with a big burger, a huge burrito or just trying to eat a fucking bowl of cereal.  Seriously, the act of eating for the past month has been the most frustrating part of my whole experience.  Try stuffing a piece of sushi in your mouth that you can only open half way; it's no fun let me tell ya.

For my last wisdom, a fully impacted, lower right I'm going to the oral surgeon.  I'll be out like a light, it'll take about 20 minutes, and when I wake up I'll be high as a kite... the way our founding fathers would've wanted wisdom tooth removal... and DMV registration, but that's a whole other rant.