If you've been reading the comments for my last entry, you'll know that the conversation has turned to shit.  Ironically, that brings up something that I'm currently going thru right now.

First a little background.  I'm a private shitter.  I do not like dropping the kids off while anybody is around.  Ask my wife, we don't dump in front of each other and I'm ok with that.  Maybe it was how I was raised but I like privacy.  How does this affect me today, simple.  All fucking day I've had to take a shit but each time I go, there's been somebody in there using the facility.  I've gone to the bathroom 5 times now (all on the 9th floor thank you) and each and every time I've gone in one or both of the stalls has been occupied.  5 times today, I've had to fake peeing at the urnial because there is no way that I'm going to walk, look at the stalls, and walk out.  What the hell is that person going to think?  So I fake it.

Now it's almost quiting time and I still have to drop the kids off at the pool.  I'm going to give it one last shot, if someone is in there, I'm going to building 3 -hey, I need to see this wall writing myself anyway

Well I'm off.  Wish me luck.

UPDATE: I give up, I'm waiting till I get home.  This is bullshit!  Can't a man poop in peace?