My wife did it!

A few minutes ago, the receptionist brought in a bunch of balloons sent by my wife.  Why, you may be asking yourself, did she do this?  Valentines Day perhaps?  Nope!  This Sunday, February 12th, is "the anniversary of the day I was born", as my father likes to put it.  Yup, it's my birthday.  I'll be old enough to drink... plus 8... plus 3... damn, I'm getting old.

Any who, thank you honey for EMBARASSING the HELL out of me here at work.  Deep down, I love it! 

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Fellas, you need to find a wife like mine, she's like no other and I LOVE HER dearly for it.
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Ok, back to work.