Xerratus
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Wednesday, December 07, 2005
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$28.75 for gas
YES! Gas in my area (South East Portland) has finally dropped below $2 a gallon. This calls for a celebration, bring out the tequilla, the donkey and the midget!
This morning when I went to get gas it was $1.99 per gallon and I was able to fill up my tank, for the first time in months, for unde $30. About fucking time if you ask me. I won't be happy until it gets down to around the $1.50 to $1.75 range (I'm referring to the cheap stuff by the say not premium). What will I do with the whopping $1.25 that I saved? Start my child(ren)-to-be college fund? Put a down payment on a new Beamer? No, I'll buy myself a
Starbucks
cup of coffee (it's more than google has given me).
Mmmmmm coffee.
Wednesday, December 07, 2005 @ 08:12 AM (-08:00) Pacific Standard Time
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Wednesday, December 07, 2005 10:45:52 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
Honey,
What the fuck are you doing with donkeys, midgets and tequilla?
I'm starting to worry...
Honey, I'm calling the therapist...
wifey
Wednesday, December 07, 2005 10:47:08 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
Honey,
fuck should have been typed as "FUCK."
example, "What the FUCK are you doing with a donkeys , midgets and tequilla." Again I stress, "FUCK."
wifey
Thursday, December 08, 2005 7:34:30 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
You can save the world, cure cancer, give all your wealth to charity, even invent free energy... but FUCK a donkey once after drinking a fifth of tequilla while a midget films you and you'll always been known as a DONKEY FUCKER!
Damn you Tijuana! Damn you!
John McGuinness
Thursday, December 08, 2005 5:34:06 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
Honey,
Are you claiming to be a donkey fucker?
What did I marry?!?
I think that I need to start going to church or something. Something to not only cleanse MY OWN pallet, but now my husbands as well. Jesus Fucking Christ!
wifey
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