Xerratus
Happily stressed out, since 1974


 
Friday, February 03, 2006
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No, not because I'd like to get more in touch with my feminine side because I have too much crap to carry with me where ever I go.  I don't want something that looks even remotely like a woman's purse, it's the functionality that I desire.

Since I'm a techie, I have toys and gadgets that seem to take up more and more room in my pockets.  Hell, it's probably the main reason I haven't jumped on the PDA wagon... where the hell would I put it?  My fucking pockets are full! 

The contents of my everyday carrying around items are as follows:
  • Money clip with a credit card holder
  • Keys
  • Cell phone
  • Headset for cell phone
  • Camera (Sony Cybershot T5)
Some additional items I'd like to have with me but can't fit:
Now, for a guy, that's a lot of shit.  For a techie, it's not shit.  For a woman, it's the shit on the bottom of their purse.  For me, it's the items that I just feel all warm and fuzzy carrying. 

So what do I do?  I'm against the murse and a backpack is too collegy for the business setting I find myself in at work.  There's always a laptop case but then I need a laptop because without it I'd look really weird.  Fanny pack... fuck you for even thinking it!  So what is there?  What?

Friday, February 03, 2006 9:37:49 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
You need a Loop Design Version 5.0 Man Purse!

http://www.overstock.com/cgi-bin/d2.cgi?PAGE=PRODUCT&PROD_ID=1179579&cid=25608&fp=F
spstanley
Friday, February 03, 2006 10:23:18 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
OMG

My frickin wife is gonna buy me one of these now... I just know it.

It'll be bright orange.
Friday, February 03, 2006 10:30:18 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
I'M BUYING HIM ONE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY!!!
HA
HA
PERFECT!!!

GO GO GADGET, TECHIE PACK, MAN BAG!!!
wifey
Friday, February 03, 2006 10:32:26 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
No man bag!
No murse!
No go go gadget bag!

The name of this thing is key... KEY!

My status as a man is at stake here.

Tech-pack?
Friday, February 03, 2006 10:34:06 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
You're so funny honey! I love you, man-bag or not.

Perhaps a new nickname?

MAN-BAG
wifey
Friday, February 03, 2006 10:41:06 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
Leave my balls out of this ;)
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