Say AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Finally, I can stuff a big-assed burger into my face!!! 

Over 30 days after having my partially impacted, lower left wisdom tooth removed from a dentist (which I strongly advise against) my mouth is back to normal... oh, and don't forget the painful after math that lasted 2 weeks (we call this INFECTION)!  The 2 hour agonizing and painful removal (while fully awake, just local anesthetic) is not reccommended.  But I digress.  It's just good to finally open my mouth completely, whether its for stuffing with a big burger, a huge burrito or just trying to eat a fucking bowl of cereal.  Seriously, the act of eating for the past month has been the most frustrating part of my whole experience.  Try stuffing a piece of sushi in your mouth that you can only open half way; it's no fun let me tell ya.

For my last wisdom, a fully impacted, lower right I'm going to the oral surgeon.  I'll be out like a light, it'll take about 20 minutes, and when I wake up I'll be high as a kite... the way our founding fathers would've wanted wisdom tooth removal... and DMV registration, but that's a whole other rant.