The first rule of the Men's Room is, you do not talk in the Men's Room.

The second rule of the Men's Room is, you DO NOT talk in the Men's Room.

Third rule of the Men's Room, someone says "hi" or tries to talk to you, the bathroom break is over.

Fourth rule, only two guys at or near the urinals.

Fifth rule, one person taking a shit at a time, fellas.

Sixth rule, no sitting down to pee.

Seventh rule, standing at the urinal acting like your peeing to avoid walking out with somebody else will go on as long as it has to.

And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first time in the Men's Room, you have to use the urinal.

"I'm half asleep again; I must've left a floater in the toilet." - Narrator