OMFG!

The PowerBall jackpot is up to $365 million!  That's 365 million Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers!  Damn, that stupid commercial is stuck in my head.  Seriously though, I implore you to purchase a ticket so that when I win I have a few more million to wipe my ass with.  Believe me, you haven't lived until you've gotten a paper cut on your sphincter from a $100 bill.  Ok, I never have but I can imagine.  Let me guess, too much information?

UPDATE: Damn!  Looks like I have to go back to wiping my ass with measly $5 bills.