My wife is getting in the habit of waking up when I do (which is damn near the butt crack of dawn).  A couple days this week, she's been up when I get out of the shower.  For those of you who don't know my wife... this is a rare treat indeed.  Now, if I could just some how get her to dress up like me and pose as me at work.  Seriously, it's not like I do that much anyway -a frickin monkey could do my job.  Actually, a monkey could probably communicate with management a LOT better than I could.