Sitting in my office, 9 stories up, I sit next to a window with
a southerly view. For a few weeks now, I've noticed huge flocks
of geese flying over our building. Now, for the most part,
they're going south -makes sense. But every so often, I notice a
flock of geese flying north. Let me next state that it's late
October. Why are geese flying north? Is this
Darwinism
at its worst (survival of the fittest). Are these geese flying
the short vee pattern to school?
I'm sure this is a normal phenomenon that I'm witnessing due to the
fact that I've never sat in a position to notice the pattern.
Perhaps these are local geese that are just flying from one lake to
another here in Stumptown preparing for their trek to the south.
Unfortunately, I have my doubts about this theory. I'm thinking
that these geese are being led by a male goose who just can't bring
himself to ask for directions. "Excuse me Mr. seagull, could you
tell me which way is south?” asked the leader of the flock as a wide
eyed seagull stares back wondering what the fuck this other bird is
saying.
Who knows why these geese are flying north and for that matter, who
really gives a shit? In the end, enough will make it south to
repopulate those who didn't make the trek. Speaking of which,
another flock just flew over our building, heading no doubt to Canada.