Why is it that the first person in the elevator is assumed
to be the button pusher? You’ve got a finger, use it!
Example, I get on the elevator this morning after getting a
hot, delicious Starbucks coffee.
I am the first person in. What I normally do is press the button, and
step to the side so others can do the same. So, I get in, press the
button and step aside. The guy behind me, looks like a lawyer (our
building is filled with them) steps in but steps to the other side, away from
the button panel. Then looking over to where I “should” be, snaps
his head over to where I am currently and gives me this look like “aren’t
you going to ask which floor”! What a fucking asshole! I
proceed to look straight ahead like I don’t notice and he reaches across
and hits his floor.
It then gets a little weirder. I get to my floor, 9, and
exit the elevator. The Asshat
behind me, who’s going to the 10th floor, steps out and I
think watches to see what office I go to. WTF is that? Is he going
to send the company I work for a nasty letter exclaiming what a rude “button
pusher” I am? Fuck him!
Welcome to the real world buddy.